Comment Of The Week: When It “Does Count”

Anonymous (choose a handle you lazy bum) lists the stringent copulation criteria that would need to be met for a woman (or her hamster) to admit that the sex she was having “counts”.
Unless a girl has:
1. vaginal intercourse
2. with a guy
3. multiple times
4. over multiple days
a. that are not in a row
b. but are not… Photo credit: Haundreis / Foter / CC BY