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“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife.”

The above will work, but it’s not Chateau recommended. After all, peace of mind, while nice, is not a formula for true happiness. Gazing into a pretty girl’s eyes, drilling the holy hell out of her, and… Photo credit: riekhavoc (caught up?) / Foter.com / CC BY-NC-SA