Sniveling Beta Or Scheming Alpha?

Young reader “Barry” wants to know if his Yearbook note to a girl he knows (who also knows his friend “Greg”) is beta or alpha.
Kelli,
It has been so nice getting to know you this year. You are extremely sweet and foxy, I don’t know why Greg would want to spend any time with me at… Photo credit: lyzadanger / Foter.com / CC BY-NC-SA