The Best All-Purpose Alpha Male Text Response

Esteemed and slightly deranged readers, a contest is in order to determine the best, all-purpose alpha male text response that a man can send to a woman who is behaving womanly. By “womanly”, I mean head games, coyness, and the usual panoply of female sh*t tests intended to weed out the wilting betabois from the… Photo credit: Erik_Schlange / Foter.com / CC BY-NC