What Kind Of Man Ruts With A Land Whale?

A clue to the sorts of “men” who willingly date human tubas is in the photo attached to this fatso’s confessional about getting befuddled stares from people when she’s out in public with her thin boyfriend.

Hmm, where have we all seen that neotenous face?
The article is too unintentionally hilarious not to pull illuminative…